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SoN- i wAnT A BaBy bRoThEr MoM- yOuR DaD Is oVeRsEaS, wHeN He cOmE BaCk, We wIlL TaLk oVeR It.. SoN- wHy dOn’t gIvE HiM A SuRpRiSe mOm?? 
A ChIlD HaD NeVeR SeEn hIs hIpS, 1 DaY HiS TeAcHeR BeAt hIm oN HiS HiPs, hE CoMeS BaCk hOmE N SeE HiS HiPs iN ThE MiRrOr & sAyS.. oH GoD ShE DiViDeD It 2 pIcEs... bAaPlE! dO TuKlE KaL DiYe! BoY WhIlE KiSsInG HiS GiRlFrIeNd.. BoY- tHiNkS U BaBy.. 4 GiVe mE Ur cHeWiNg gUm.. GiRl- ThIs iS NoT ChEwInG GuM My lOvE, I’M SuFfErInG FrOm cOuGh! bE cArEfuL itS sUndAy
i gEt tHe bEsT FeElInG In tHe wOrLd, wHeN U SaY.. hI Or sMiLe aT Me bCoZ I KnOw tHaT EvEn fOr a sEc tHaT I HaVe cRoSsEd uR MiNd”
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A ChIlD HaD NeVeR SeEn hIs hIpS, 1 DaY HiS TeAcHeR BeAt hIm oN HiS HiPs, hE CoMeS BaCk hOmE N SeE HiS HiPs iN ThE MiRrOr & sAyS.. oH GoD ShE DiViDeD It 2 pIcEs... bAaPlE! dO TuKlE KaL DiYe! BoY WhIlE KiSsInG HiS GiRlFrIeNd.. BoY- tHiNkS U BaBy.. 4 GiVe mE Ur cHeWiNg gUm.. GiRl- ThIs iS NoT ChEwInG GuM My lOvE, I’M SuFfErInG FrOm cOuGh! bE cArEfuL itS sUndAy i gEt tHe bEsT FeElInG In tHe wOrLd, wHeN U SaY.. hI Or sMiLe aT Me bCoZ I KnOw tHaT EvEn fOr a sEc tHaT I HaVe cRoSsEd uR MiNd” HAPPY TIME
''RiVeR HaS MaNy tUrNs, eNjOy eAcH TuRn cAuSe eAcH TuRn, wIlL NoT ReTuRn,,,, sOmEtImEs wE MuSt bE HuRt iN OrDeR To gRoW, SoMeTiMeS We mUsT FaIl iN OrDeR To kNoW, sOmEtImEs wE MuSt lOsE In oRdEr tO GaIn,,,, BeCaUsE SoMe lEsSoNs iN LiFe ArE BeSt lEaRnEd tHrOuGh pAiN... pAsT Is eXpErIeNcE, PrEsEnT Is eXpErImEnT. FuTuRe iS ExPeCtAtIoN!!! UsE Ur eXpErIeNcE In yOuR ExPeRiMeNtS tO GeT YoUr eXpEcTaTiOnS...'' gOoD LuCk & gOoD DaY...
PeNcIl: I’M SoRrY eRaSeR: fOr wHaT? yOu dIdN’T Do aNyThInG WrOnG. PeNcIl: I’M SoRrY CoS YoU GeT HuRt bCoS Of mE. wHeNeVeR I MaDe a mIsTaKe, YoU’Re aLwAyS ThErE To eRaSe iT. bUt aS YoU MaKe mY MiStAkEs vAnIsH, yOu lOsE A PaRt oF YoUrSeLf. YoU GeT SmAlLeR AnD SmAlLeR EaCh tImE. ErAsEr: ThAt’s tRuE. bUt i dOn’t rEaLlY MiNd. YoU SeE, i wAs mAdE To dO ThIs. I WaS MaDe tO HeLp yOu wHeNeVeR YoU Do sOmEtHiNg wRoNg. EvEn tHoUgH OnE DaY, i kNoW I’Ll bE GoNe aNd yOu’lL RePlAcE Me wItH A NeW OnE, i’m aCtUaLlY HaPpY WiTh mY JoB. sO PlEaSe, StOp wOrRyInG. i hAtE SeEiNg yOu sAd.* * * * * * * * * * * I FoUnD ThIs cOnVeRsAtIoN BeTwEeN ThE PeNcIl aNd tHe eRaSeR VeRy iNsPiRaTiOnAl... PaReNtS ArE LiKe tHe eRaSeR WhErEaS ThEiR ChIlDrEn aRe tHe pEnCiL. tHeY’Re aLwAyS ThErE FoR ThEiR ChIlDrEn, ClEaNiNg uP ThEiR MiStAkEs. SoMeTiMeS AlOnG ThE WaY… tHeY GeT HuRt, AnD BeCoMe sMaLlEr (OlDeR, aNd eVeNtUaLlY PaSs oN). tHoUgH ThEiR ChIlDrEn wIlL EvEnTuAlLy fInD SoMeOnE NeW (sPoUsE), BuT PaReNtS ArE StIlL HaPpY WiTh wHaT ThEy dO FoR ThEiR ChIlDrEn, AnD WiLl aLwAyS HaTe sEeInG ThEiR PrEcIoUs oNeS WoRrYiNg, Or sAd. “AlL My lIfE, i’vE BeEn tHe pEnCiL.. AnD It pAiNs mE To sEe tHe eRaSeR ThAt iS My pArEnTs gEtTiNg sMaLlEr aNd sMaLlEr eAcH DaY...
FoR I KnOw tHaT OnE DaY, aLl tHaT I’M LeFt wItH WoUlD Be eRaSeR ShAvInGs aNd mEmOrIeS Of wHaT I UsEd tO HaVe…” DeDiCaTinG To PaReNtS....i lOsT ThEm... BuT MaYbE StIlL U HaVe......
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* * * * * * * * * * * I FoUnD ThIs cOnVeRsAtIoN BeTwEeN ThE PeNcIl aNd tHe eRaSeR VeRy iNsPiRaTiOnAl... PaReNtS ArE LiKe tHe eRaSeR WhErEaS ThEiR ChIlDrEn aRe tHe pEnCiL. tHeY’Re aLwAyS ThErE FoR ThEiR ChIlDrEn, ClEaNiNg uP ThEiR MiStAkEs. SoMeTiMeS AlOnG ThE WaY… tHeY GeT HuRt, AnD BeCoMe sMaLlEr (OlDeR, aNd eVeNtUaLlY PaSs oN). tHoUgH ThEiR ChIlDrEn wIlL EvEnTuAlLy fInD SoMeOnE NeW (sPoUsE), BuT PaReNtS ArE StIlL HaPpY WiTh wHaT ThEy dO FoR ThEiR ChIlDrEn, AnD WiLl aLwAyS HaTe sEeInG ThEiR PrEcIoUs oNeS WoRrYiNg, Or sAd. “AlL My lIfE, i’vE BeEn tHe pEnCiL.. AnD It pAiNs mE To sEe tHe eRaSeR ThAt iS My pArEnTs gEtTiNg sMaLlEr aNd sMaLlEr eAcH DaY... FoR I KnOw tHaT OnE DaY, aLl tHaT I’M LeFt wItH WoUlD Be eRaSeR ShAvInGs aNd mEmOrIeS Of wHaT I UsEd tO HaVe…” DeDiCaTinG To PaReNtS....i lOsT ThEm... BuT MaYbE StIlL U HaVe......
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